UNDERSTANDING WHY FINN MCKENTY ABANDONED PUNKROCKMBA AND HATES ALL OF YOU (PS... I DO TOO!)

There's a reason why people like Finn McKenty of PunkRockMBA and others like myself want very little to do with the scene anymore. There are very few redeemable qualities about being associated with so-called "punk" music these days. The pandemic revealed that many of the very same artists who once told us to "Fuck Authority" were one of the first to bend over for that very same authority when it came time to put their money where their mouth is. We were sold a lie, and many of us have responded by taking our attention elsewhere.

I'm stuck here with this shitty domain I bought over a decade and a half ago when I had far more passion for the music than I do today. But that's okay, because I do still enjoy taking the piss out of the so-called "scene" and dancing on its flailing, skeletal remains.

"Skate-punk" used to be a thing. It basically invented Warped Tour. Or was it the other way around? Either way, we loved the energy of the music mixed with the thrill of extreme sports. We were young, full of energy, and grew up in an era when kids actually went outside and did physical activities with their friends, like play sports or ride bikes. 

We DID things! We didn't just sit around using mobile devices to stimulate our developing brains. We didn't grow up to be whiny and helpless fucking retards who complain about everything under the sun. We went outside. We rode bikes and skateboards. We fell down. We scraped our knees. And then we got the fuck up and did it again!

These days, "punk" just means "frumpy-dike-in-denim-vest-who-spends-14-hours-a-day-on-Reddit." They all look like they came from the same Goodwill factory. They often spout phrases like "I fight for injustice." "Fight" in their case, just means re-posting short-sighted memes on social media with other intellectual midgets. Or donating their lunch-money to fraudulant scammers who take advantage of gullible people during times of chaos (see: BLM).

Seriously, I went to see Screeching Weasel during their recent tour, and although Weasel was great and I fully support Ben, I did take a look around me during the Dickies while waiting for Weasel's set and wonder how in the fuck I ever once thought I wanted to be part of this fucking tribe. Well, the fact of the matter is, it's not the same tribe that it was. Not by a mile. Today's so-called "punk" would've taken one elbow to the face in the pit during our era and ran home crying. That's why these people were'nt part of the scene. They were usually in a basement somewhere, yelling at a mom to get out of a room they do nothing to pay for.

I completely understand why a person like Finn McKenty would leave the so-called "scene" behind and choose to invest his energy elsewhere. Because the fact of the matter is that very few of you whiny little spoiled brats deserves any attention. Just because your parents let a tablet or smartphone raise you, and didn't hug you enough, doesn't mean you get to have your needs for attention met by pissing and moaning about every social justice meme that some politcal propagandist puts across your plate. 

In summary: The vast majority of millenials and anyone else who came-of-age under an era of heavy left-wing / communist politcal propaganda are complete-and-utter fucking dickless morons. 

Yes, dickless. 

Because the vast majority of you are young white women and soibois who decided that the idea of letting someone chop off their genitals didn't sound absolutely abhorant. Dickless. By very definition.

OK, maybe not you specifically. My fanbase is overwhelmingly male. But I did get in enough arguments with dickless libtards during the Biden shitshow to know that there are quite a few dickless retards out there. Dickless retards with zero experience paying their own bills and usually negative years of experience as an actual adult. 

There was one kid in particular that looked to be about 12 years old, a boy, wearing blush and eyeshadow like a woman in his default photo. For whatever reason he decided he needed to argue with me saying 'Punk is suppsosed to be gay." Um... okay... Who said it wasn't? But also, who the fuck ever said it was ONLY gay. 12 year old make-up wearing boy trying to argue with someone who has been attending concerts longer than that little confused fuck has been alive? As if we weren't part of the generation that finally said "Let the gays get married, if they want. We don't care." Lol! 

Ok, so maybe it was my own fault for trying to farm followers from Green Day's IG account. Lesson learned. No more little gay bois sneaking amongst our tribe. 

David Bowie made man make-up look good and did it in an era when it was edgy to do so. You did it when every gullible retard in society with an easily influenced brain thought it was trendy to do so. 

You are NOT the same.

Most of our loyal fans and followers agree with this sentiment but when I post stuff like this with angry language, its because we all know this scene has been co-opted by communists and people who want free-handouts. The same people who also complain that someone who works 40-hours a week should be able to pay their bills. 

SO STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE WHO WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK GIVE THEIR MONEY TO PEOPLE WHO WORK 0 HOURS A WEEK< YOU GOD DAMNED BRAINLESS R-E-T-A-R-D-S! 

"If you're not a liberal when you're young, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative when you're old, you have no brain."

Sorry, kiddos, but "good feels' don't pay the bills. 

Unless you're a sex worker. Which requires, you know... actual work. (No hate for sex workers here! lol)

Stop begging for free handouts. Figure out how to solve a problem for other people, and monetize it. Or continue whining and BEING the problem for other people. Someone will eventually figure out a monetized way to "solve" you from society. Although, fact of the matter is, your demographic is aging out, and you overwhelingly don't have kids. So good luck with irrelevancy!

I never even liked Finn McKenty, but I completly understand why he did what he did and said what he said. Even if I didn't watch the whiner-click-bait drama-queen videos to hear exactly what that was.

Now go lose some weight, you chubby little boring-ass fuck.