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WHY TODAY'S KIDS ARE COOKED | THEY CAN'T READ AND ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, KAREN

I dated a woman who put her son in front of a tablet or Xbox while she ran out to the club all night. She couldn't even wait until it was their dad's weekend to have them. She would just straight up sit her son in front of a tablet, run off to the Los Angeles nightclubs until 4AM, and then consider herself a primary candidate for "Mother of the Year." Her son was in middle-school and still couldn't even fucking read. The poor kid was neglected.  Both of her children from her past relationship were in special needs classes because they were not stimulated or educated at home. What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you put a device aimed at adults (a computer) in front a child with unrestricted and unregulated access. You only have yourself to blame for your own piss-poor parenting skills, or lack-thereof. Child neglect. Google it. Meanwhile, I was reading Michael Crichton books when I was in jr high. My sister taught me how to read before I even start...

"Nothing Is Cool" by 30 Foot Fall

30 Foot Fall was an awesome late 90s era skatepunk band from Texas. Lyrics to their song "Nothing Is Cool" are just as relevant today as they were back then. Society is still caught up in the past, pointing fingers at each other rather than coming together and trying to understand one another and form mutual respect. Social media has exacerbated tribalism to the point that entire groups of Karens are bullying people online and trying to suppress the voices of those who are different from themselves. Nothing's getting resolved. People are just pushing the pile of shit back and forth on each other.

Somewhere in crypto land, Mr Doge is looking at us with contempt while thinking to him/her/they/it's-self "Wow. Such progress. Very respect."





Lyrics:


"We always sit around with our thumbs up our ass 

Ain't going nowhere, too caught up in the past 

Easy to commiserate and break your heart again 

Leave it all behind and let the healing begin 

 

You won't look at me and I won't look at you 

There's no communication, I guess we're through 

It comes as no surprise, typical human race 

Talkin' shit behind our backs but never face to face 

 

We could move forward with just a little talk 

But we've got too much pride so off the plank we walk 

I won't look at you and you won't look at me 

The joke's on us four eyes can't see 

 

We could push it back and forth and find someone to blame 

As if admitting we were wrong would bring us to shame 

I could hang the rope and you could tie the noose 

I guess we just love the abuse 

 

Your feelings are hurt and mine are hurting too 

If we don't get past the anger, what the fuck are we gonna do?

I love you but I love me too 

I won't sit and wait to be screwed"