"UP ON THE ROOFTOP (1992)"
"Up on the roof-top, crack crack crack! Down through the cross-hair, I shoot your ass!" A little late for Christmas but too funny not to share.
As someone who was in a long term relationship for 3.5 years with an insane woman found on Eharmony, and a handful of hook-ups on other dating apps over the years, I full-heartedly recommend avoiding any and all dating apps at all costs. Meet people through friends or get active in a new scene or activity. There's also nothing wrong with waiting things out for now because the dating scene and women's behavior seems pretty awful these days.