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WHY LIBTARDS WOULD NOT BE PROTESTING IN AN ACTUAL FASCIST GOVERNMENT

"The reason why they're so vitriolic and aggressive to ICE is because they know what they're saying is a lie. Because if they really thought these were murderous, psychopathic fascists, they wouldn't be out there throwing water bottles at them. They'd be terrified in their home, crying." If you lived in an actual fascist country, you would never be allowed out on the street to protest to begin with. Might want to take a gander at the body-bags lined up on the streets in Iran for a glimpse of what fascism actually looks like. Also, there's a big difference between "protest" and "assault." They are not the same. You don't actually care about "keeping people safe." You just want to be the arbiter of who gets to be safe. The key difference is, ICE is operating on behalf of the American people who voted for this to happen. Meanwhile, nobody elected you. So you might want to sit this one out and shut the fuck up for once in yo...
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCKS | THE ATARIS & THE DOOR TEST | "BOYFRIEND" LYRIC DISCUSSION

"If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you could get in, dump her."

The Door Test comes from a scene in the 1993 film called A Bronx Tale. Ataris fans might recognize this movie clip as used in the song "Your Boyfriend Sucks." But maybe it isn't the boyfriend who sucks, what if it's the girlfriend?



The idea is that when you pick up your date and let her into the car, take special care to notice if she reaches over and unlocks your side of the door for you as you walk around the car to get in. "If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you could get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Reciprocity must come from both sides. Otherwise, what are you doing to yourself? Now A Bronx Tale is almost 30 years old, so it's possible that this situation won't play out exactly like this in an era of Ride Sharing and Social Media, but the message remains the same. Don't invest your time and energy on someone who only thinks about herself.

If you are the only one initiating conversation (especially through text), stop. Find someone who will reciprocate. You will be much happier.

Maybe someone should cover this song and swap the genders; "Your Girlfriend Sucks."

 

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