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WHY YOU SHOULD BE FAR MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT NANCY PELOSI IS DOING THAN WHAT HER LYING SKUMFUK MEDIA TRIES TO SAY ABOUT TRUMP

Because she uses you and I as suckers as she robs all of us blind through insider trading. You're a fucking total retard if you're not pointing more fingers at her as her lying skumfuk media tries to deflect blame towards Trump. Trump literally wants to send all of us $2,000 refunds from tarifs, and wants to eliminate income tax so you and I have more of our own hard earned money in our pockets. While this geratric sour melted vagina-neck of a so-called "woman" funnels all of our resources to herself through insider trading fraud. If you hate Trump but you never even though twice about Pelosi, congratulations, you are a gullible moron.  You do realize information has been released proving she orcestrated the entire January 6th FED-SURRECTION and you fell for it hook-line-and-sinker because you're either a complete fucking brainless dolt, or are wilfully ignorant because the leftwing media broke your brain with anti-Trump propaganda. 
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCKS | THE ATARIS & THE DOOR TEST | "BOYFRIEND" LYRIC DISCUSSION

"If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you could get in, dump her."

The Door Test comes from a scene in the 1993 film called A Bronx Tale. Ataris fans might recognize this movie clip as used in the song "Your Boyfriend Sucks." But maybe it isn't the boyfriend who sucks, what if it's the girlfriend?



The idea is that when you pick up your date and let her into the car, take special care to notice if she reaches over and unlocks your side of the door for you as you walk around the car to get in. "If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you could get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Reciprocity must come from both sides. Otherwise, what are you doing to yourself? Now A Bronx Tale is almost 30 years old, so it's possible that this situation won't play out exactly like this in an era of Ride Sharing and Social Media, but the message remains the same. Don't invest your time and energy on someone who only thinks about herself.

If you are the only one initiating conversation (especially through text), stop. Find someone who will reciprocate. You will be much happier.

Maybe someone should cover this song and swap the genders; "Your Girlfriend Sucks."

 

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