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WHY SAN FRANCISCO FEMNAZI SKUMKUNTS GET WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE (AND WHY THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF SHITHEAD WOMEN BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE)

Imagine if a guy was behaving this awful and how quick everyone would be to demonize him for it. Social Media has enabled an entire generation of women or two who behave in the most awful ways and expect to never see consequences for their actions. We need to hold these fucking cunts accountable. Bravo to the dude who gave her the ol' foot sweep, and sent her flat on her drunk-ass face. Glad she got fucking fired too. I can't get re-hired in tech because these types of ageist, sexist, racist tech-geek skumfucks like to discriminate against people who are white, male, and over 30. So at least I can take some solace in watching them end up in the same un-hireable boat as me. Seriously, women, you need to start teaching your skumcunt daughters how to interact respectfully with the world. Chances are, you don't know wo to do it either, you skumcunt abusive, child-support-sucking, tablet baby, you.  The moment you get all drunkass in someone's face and start your shrill taun...

YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCKS | THE ATARIS & THE DOOR TEST | "BOYFRIEND" LYRIC DISCUSSION

"If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you could get in, dump her."

The Door Test comes from a scene in the 1993 film called A Bronx Tale. Ataris fans might recognize this movie clip as used in the song "Your Boyfriend Sucks." But maybe it isn't the boyfriend who sucks, what if it's the girlfriend?



The idea is that when you pick up your date and let her into the car, take special care to notice if she reaches over and unlocks your side of the door for you as you walk around the car to get in. "If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you could get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Reciprocity must come from both sides. Otherwise, what are you doing to yourself? Now A Bronx Tale is almost 30 years old, so it's possible that this situation won't play out exactly like this in an era of Ride Sharing and Social Media, but the message remains the same. Don't invest your time and energy on someone who only thinks about herself.

If you are the only one initiating conversation (especially through text), stop. Find someone who will reciprocate. You will be much happier.

Maybe someone should cover this song and swap the genders; "Your Girlfriend Sucks."

 

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