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WHY ONLY FART-SNIFFING, PEG-EACHOTHER-IN-THE-BUTT RETARDS USE LINKEDIN

I *know a guy* who got kicked off of LinkedIn during the pandemic because he talked so much shit on his former coworkers and compared his "greasy haired" manager to Gavin Newsom around the time of Newsom's recall election.  Something about the timing of the ban told him that Newsom probably wasn't going to lose that recall, despite the fact that nearly every single person I know in California, left or right, absolutely hates Gavin Newsom. It's unanimous on both sides of the political spectrum that he has destroyed the state of California during his 7 years as Governor. In the long run, its probably a good thing my buddy got kicked off of LinkedIn. It's an insufferable place to feel obligated to be, in order to maintain employment in an corporate culture that has become increasingly toxic. Retards sniffing their own farts while driving around in their electric vehicles while virtue signaling about "caring about others" without realizing they clearly ...
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCKS | THE ATARIS & THE DOOR TEST | "BOYFRIEND" LYRIC DISCUSSION

"If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you could get in, dump her."

The Door Test comes from a scene in the 1993 film called A Bronx Tale. Ataris fans might recognize this movie clip as used in the song "Your Boyfriend Sucks." But maybe it isn't the boyfriend who sucks, what if it's the girlfriend?



The idea is that when you pick up your date and let her into the car, take special care to notice if she reaches over and unlocks your side of the door for you as you walk around the car to get in. "If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you could get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Reciprocity must come from both sides. Otherwise, what are you doing to yourself? Now A Bronx Tale is almost 30 years old, so it's possible that this situation won't play out exactly like this in an era of Ride Sharing and Social Media, but the message remains the same. Don't invest your time and energy on someone who only thinks about herself.

If you are the only one initiating conversation (especially through text), stop. Find someone who will reciprocate. You will be much happier.

Maybe someone should cover this song and swap the genders; "Your Girlfriend Sucks."

 

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