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WHY YOU'RE A RETARD IF YOU DYE YOUR HAIR ABNORMAL COLORS IN 2026

"Why do they always look like this?" - Asmongold We used to dye our hair as Warped Tour era teens, in order to stand out. To individualize ourselves. They co-opted hair-dye in order to signal adherence to the cult of Marxism. We are absolutely not the same. Highlighted Comments: " “I’m childless” Thank you for your service." " It's like someone gassed the whole city with the joker toxin.." " "I have nothing to lose so let me destroy the future for everyone else's children."" " “We are going to fight back” says a person who has panic attacks answering their front door." " I feel like nose rings are the new straight jackets." " Remember yall: Things in nature that are Toxic or Poisonous will adopt Bright Colors" " "I don't have anything to lose", and yet most of them are overweight." " Parents: "Son why arent you married and have kids yet?" The Women to pick fro...

Day 7 / Song Combos: "Southbound" by MxPx & "Kids" by Descendents

"Southbound" is a song about cruising on the Interstate 5 highway, which will basically take you from Canada to Mexico while passing through Washington, Oregon, and California. If you start in Washington, where MxPx is from, you can spend most of the day driving before you pass the San Onofre Power Plant, also known as the "nuclear tits," which is/are referenced in the Descendents song "Kids (on Coffee)."

What songs do you crank up while taking a cruise?


"Southbound" by MxPx


"Kids" by Descendents

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