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WHY ONLY FART-SNIFFING, PEG-EACHOTHER-IN-THE-BUTT RETARDS USE LINKEDIN

I *know a guy* who got kicked off of LinkedIn during the pandemic because he talked so much shit on his former coworkers and compared his "greasy haired" manager to Gavin Newsom around the time of Newsom's recall election.  Something about the timing of the ban told him that Newsom probably wasn't going to lose that recall, despite the fact that nearly every single person I know in California, left or right, absolutely hates Gavin Newsom. It's unanimous on both sides of the political spectrum that he has destroyed the state of California during his 7 years as Governor. In the long run, its probably a good thing my buddy got kicked off of LinkedIn. It's an insufferable place to feel obligated to be, in order to maintain employment in an corporate culture that has become increasingly toxic. Retards sniffing their own farts while driving around in their electric vehicles while virtue signaling about "caring about others" without realizing they clearly ...

Day 7 / Song Combos: "Southbound" by MxPx & "Kids" by Descendents

"Southbound" is a song about cruising on the Interstate 5 highway, which will basically take you from Canada to Mexico while passing through Washington, Oregon, and California. If you start in Washington, where MxPx is from, you can spend most of the day driving before you pass the San Onofre Power Plant, also known as the "nuclear tits," which is/are referenced in the Descendents song "Kids (on Coffee)."

What songs do you crank up while taking a cruise?


"Southbound" by MxPx


"Kids" by Descendents