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WHY TODAY'S KIDS ARE COOKED | THEY CAN'T READ AND ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, KAREN

I dated a woman who put her son in front of a tablet or Xbox while she ran out to the club all night. She couldn't even wait until it was their dad's weekend to have them. She would just straight up sit her son in front of a tablet, run off to the Los Angeles nightclubs until 4AM, and then consider herself a primary candidate for "Mother of the Year." Her son was in middle-school and still couldn't even fucking read. The poor kid was neglected.  Both of her children from her past relationship were in special needs classes because they were not stimulated or educated at home. What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you put a device aimed at adults (a computer) in front a child with unrestricted and unregulated access. You only have yourself to blame for your own piss-poor parenting skills, or lack-thereof. Child neglect. Google it. Meanwhile, I was reading Michael Crichton books when I was in jr high. My sister taught me how to read before I even start...

Day 7 / Song Combos: "Southbound" by MxPx & "Kids" by Descendents

"Southbound" is a song about cruising on the Interstate 5 highway, which will basically take you from Canada to Mexico while passing through Washington, Oregon, and California. If you start in Washington, where MxPx is from, you can spend most of the day driving before you pass the San Onofre Power Plant, also known as the "nuclear tits," which is/are referenced in the Descendents song "Kids (on Coffee)."

What songs do you crank up while taking a cruise?


"Southbound" by MxPx


"Kids" by Descendents