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WHY YOU'RE A TOTAL RETARD IF YOU DONATED TO BLM (AND DOUBLY SO IF YOU SHARED THEIR HASHTAG OR DONATION LINK TO ENABLE YOUR FRIENDS TO BE SCAMMED AS WELL)

HAH! If you ever shared a BLM meme, used #BLM in posts, or added a donation link to BLM, congratulations, you are a gullible retard. If you're someone who actually donated money, you're still a gullible retard, but at least you put your money where your mouth is. Most of you retards simply posted a link to feel like part of the "cool kids club" and signal your blind virtue towards anything some scammer convinces you to support. Hopefully you get a refund. Don't count on it, though. There's a lesson to be learned in all of this...  JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CONVINCES YOU THAT YOU ARE "HELPING" DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY HELPING ANYTHING.   JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CLAIMS TO BE A VICTIM AND ASKS FOR YOUR HELP BY GIVING THEM MONEY DOESN'T MEAN THEY ACTUALLY NEED HELP, OR YOUR MONEY. PEOPLE LIE. PERIOD. It's up to you to use your own fucking brain to determine when someone is manipulating you through fear or goodwill. Some of us tried to warn you...

Movie Reviews: The Love Guru (2008) - Hockey Month

Remember Mike Myers? He came around in the early 90s through Saturday Night Live and brought us the Wayne's World movies. Then he stepped it up a notch and gave us three hilarious Austin Powers movies. Then he took the movie world by the balls as the voice of Shrek and it seemed like he had everything going for him.

And then he released this movie:



The Love Guru was released in 2008 and is generally considered to be the movie that killed Mike's career. We think that's a bit harsh. The movie isn't great, by any means. But it has it's charm as a "stoner" style comedy even though there are no references of such in the film. If you enjoy Adam Sandler's newer films then you will enjoy The Love Guru.

So what makes this a hockey movie? Well, Myers plays a spiritual guru who is assigned to help the star player of the Toronto Maple Leafs rediscover his "mojo" after losing a girlfriend to another player on a rival team. That player is Jacques "Le Coq" Grande, a quirky French-Canadian goaltender played by Justin Timberlake.



This movie includes a number of appearances and cameos by various celebrities including Stephen Colbert, Jim Gaffigan, Verne Troyer, Daniel Tosh, Ben Kingsly, John Oliver, Jessica Alba and more. But in our opinion, it's Timberlake's performance that steals the show.


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