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WHY TODAY'S KIDS ARE COOKED | THEY CAN'T READ AND ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, KAREN

I dated a woman who put her son in front of a tablet or Xbox while she ran out to the club all night. She couldn't even wait until it was their dad's weekend to have them. She would just straight up sit her son in front of a tablet, run off to the Los Angeles nightclubs until 4AM, and then consider herself a primary candidate for "Mother of the Year." Her son was in middle-school and still couldn't even fucking read. The poor kid was neglected.  Both of her children from her past relationship were in special needs classes because they were not stimulated or educated at home. What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you put a device aimed at adults (a computer) in front a child with unrestricted and unregulated access. You only have yourself to blame for your own piss-poor parenting skills, or lack-thereof. Child neglect. Google it. Meanwhile, I was reading Michael Crichton books when I was in jr high. My sister taught me how to read before I even start...

Rubber (2010) - Halloween Horror Movie Fest (2015 Edition) - Review #1

Wake up, Billie Joe, September has come to an end. That means it's time for us to confuse our readers with another month of scary movie reviews. Why would a music based website decide to post movie reviews? Lieutenant Chad will explain...




Our first movie review features a unique film about a sentient tire named Robert that rolls around and kills people by telepathically exploding their heads. Why? "No reason."



There isn't much to say about this movie except that it doesn't take itself seriously, it's less than an hour-and-a-half long and it's ridiculous in a dry way. The killer tire shtick does start to drag after a while but it's worth finishing, at least once.

You'll never look at the Springfield Tire Fire the same way again.

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