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WHY FEMALE & BLACK PRIVELIDGE ABSOLUTELY EXISTS

Sheniqua privelidge. Let me get this straight... if you or I so much as use a ten minute break at a night shift job to take a walk so we can go cry in a corner of a dark neighboring parking lot because we're depressed, lonely, and being bullied by coworkers, we end up having a Sheriff vehicle shadowing us home. If you or I so much as send someone a text letting them know we're not happy about something bullshit and disrespectful they did, we notice a police cruiser sitting in the nearby school parking lot later that day. If you or I post on social media stating something as simple as we cried today, an officer shows up to do a bullshit "wellness check" because some retard somewhere complained as a way to abuse you. But this fucking asinine bitch can get all up in everyone's face making threats, telling them to "go back to Mexico," screaming at police offers, kicking trash all over the street... and absolutely nothing fucking happens to her. She isn't...

Rubber (2010) - Halloween Horror Movie Fest (2015 Edition) - Review #1

Wake up, Billie Joe, September has come to an end. That means it's time for us to confuse our readers with another month of scary movie reviews. Why would a music based website decide to post movie reviews? Lieutenant Chad will explain...




Our first movie review features a unique film about a sentient tire named Robert that rolls around and kills people by telepathically exploding their heads. Why? "No reason."



There isn't much to say about this movie except that it doesn't take itself seriously, it's less than an hour-and-a-half long and it's ridiculous in a dry way. The killer tire shtick does start to drag after a while but it's worth finishing, at least once.

You'll never look at the Springfield Tire Fire the same way again.