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WHY NOBODY LISTENS TO PUNK MUSIC ANYMORE

I'd be willing to be a lot of money that this person is a NOFX fan. These were the people yelling at you to "stay the fuck home" during "two weeks to slow the spread." These are the people who reported you on social media during Joe Biden and Mark Zuckerberg's censorship of social media, and had you banned from groups you used to enjoy. These are the people who moderate the reddit subs you used to enjoy participating in until you were banned for having an opinion they disagreed with. These are the people getting paid to stand out in the street on behalf of George Soros to give a false appearance of rebellion in our country. These are the people calling you racist. These are the people cheering the assassination of Charlie Kirk, and who would've been cheering the assassination of Donald Trump, if he didn't just happen to turn his head at the right moment. Is it starting to make sense now? The modern Democratic party has been co-opted by foreign intere...

Rubber (2010) - Halloween Horror Movie Fest (2015 Edition) - Review #1

Wake up, Billie Joe, September has come to an end. That means it's time for us to confuse our readers with another month of scary movie reviews. Why would a music based website decide to post movie reviews? Lieutenant Chad will explain...




Our first movie review features a unique film about a sentient tire named Robert that rolls around and kills people by telepathically exploding their heads. Why? "No reason."



There isn't much to say about this movie except that it doesn't take itself seriously, it's less than an hour-and-a-half long and it's ridiculous in a dry way. The killer tire shtick does start to drag after a while but it's worth finishing, at least once.

You'll never look at the Springfield Tire Fire the same way again.