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WHY SOME PEOPLE ARE STUPID | "TRASH LOVES TRASH"

I knew a guy who's girlfriend used to always say "trash likes trash" when talking about her prior ex-boyfriend who ran off with another woman. She sure didn't like it when her boyfriend said "Well, what does that say about you if you dated him?" Have fun dating trash. I love wholesome women who don't neglect their children or pump out welfare babies so they can spend the child's money on their own lifestyle of drugs and debauchery. Someone who doesn't have to lie about having a Bachelor's on their resume in order to get hired at a job full of scammers and frauds. "Child Development Center" my ass! NICK SHIRLEY WHERE YOU AT! Someone who takes their relationship advice from a person who has an actual solid marriage, and isn't a secretly miserable "boss girl" who claims to be happy while she neglects her own fatherless children.  If you're bringing children in to a world where you can't provide the best world for ...

Rubber (2010) - Halloween Horror Movie Fest (2015 Edition) - Review #1

Wake up, Billie Joe, September has come to an end. That means it's time for us to confuse our readers with another month of scary movie reviews. Why would a music based website decide to post movie reviews? Lieutenant Chad will explain...




Our first movie review features a unique film about a sentient tire named Robert that rolls around and kills people by telepathically exploding their heads. Why? "No reason."



There isn't much to say about this movie except that it doesn't take itself seriously, it's less than an hour-and-a-half long and it's ridiculous in a dry way. The killer tire shtick does start to drag after a while but it's worth finishing, at least once.

You'll never look at the Springfield Tire Fire the same way again.