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WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER CALL YOUR KIDS FAT | AND WHY THIS REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE SAID

I know a guy who witnessed his ex-girlfriend call her own son and daughter "fat" on numerous occasions. This is the same woman who would always complain about how her own mom called her "fat" when she was young, and how it fucked with her head. So why does she turn around and behave as her toxic mother did towards her own son and daughter? It makes no sense. One time, my buddy took a trip to the bay area with his ex-gf and her daughter. They stayed in an AirBnB and the daughter had her own room. At one point, my buddy's ex-gf went tinto the room with her daughter and my buddy could hear her say "...because you're fat!" Then he heard the daughter whine and say "Stop calling me that!" When his ex-gf came out of the room, my buddy scolded her. "NEVER! EVER! Call your daughter FAT again!" His ex looked confused by this. He said "You always tell me about how your own mom called you fat and you didn't like it, so why do you d...

Rubber (2010) - Halloween Horror Movie Fest (2015 Edition) - Review #1

Wake up, Billie Joe, September has come to an end. That means it's time for us to confuse our readers with another month of scary movie reviews. Why would a music based website decide to post movie reviews? Lieutenant Chad will explain...




Our first movie review features a unique film about a sentient tire named Robert that rolls around and kills people by telepathically exploding their heads. Why? "No reason."



There isn't much to say about this movie except that it doesn't take itself seriously, it's less than an hour-and-a-half long and it's ridiculous in a dry way. The killer tire shtick does start to drag after a while but it's worth finishing, at least once.

You'll never look at the Springfield Tire Fire the same way again.

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