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ICE ICE Agent – Parody of “Ice Ice Baby” by Song Rewire

Whoever made this is my new best friend. lol I'm already seeing a surge in job listings, although in my industry its primarily due to Trump's ending of H1B visas. Keep up the good work! This is the first time I've ever actually voted for a mainstream president who actually won. Its weird seeing a President doing things I actually voted for him to do. To borrow one of Reddit's favorite retard buzzwords, the Democratic party has been "co-opted" by communists and foreign nationals. Removing all the illegals Biden allowed to pour across our borders in order to stack the House of Representatives with more communists is the first step in taking our country back! First we get illegals the fuck out of here. Then we restructure social services to stop favoring non-citizens at the expense of the rest of us. Then we put limitations on who can serve in political offices (ie: must have been born in US with both parents born in US) to ensure that those who serve our countr...
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Christmas Movie Review: Gremlins (1984)

"Turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds..." and check out our review of Gremlins. You might be thinking that Gremlins would be more appropriate as an entry in our Halloween movie fest as a horror movie, which it is. However, in addition to being a horror movie and a comedy movie, Gremlins is totally a Christmas movie.




The movie begins with a struggling inventor who purchases a cute, cuddly and highly unique pet called a Mogwai as an early Christmas gift for his young-adult son, Billy. Billy is given the Mogwai and told that there are three very important rules to care for this pet. Obviously Billy ends up breaking each of the three rules, but we will get to that in a moment. First let's meet the Mogwai.



Aw, how cute! Well don't get too attached because as we mentioned earlier, these little critters require an important set of rules for proper care. As Billy quickly discovers, bright light can hurt or kill them, getting them wet causes them to multiply and feeding them after midnight causes them to turn into little green reptilian monsters called Kardashians, uh... I mean gremlins.

I saw this movie as a little kid and remember having mixed feelings about it because it was possibly my first experience with a horror-comedy. So I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be scared or not because the gremlins are both terrifying and hilarious. While they do cause a few deaths, they mostly delight in running rampant across town destroying things like a pack of feral children. Some of the funnier scenes of the movie occur when the gremlins are goofing around.



She had it coming.

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