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WHY SOME WOMEN ARE SKUMCUNTS WHO SHOULD BE STERILIZED

Not all of you. But if you're someone who ever tagged yourself in a reel using the dumb song from the end of the newest Superman movie while wearing a diaper-chin, chances are you're part of this very same category, you worthless free-handout-wanting cunt, you. Too many women out there treat children as a government pay day, and not as an actual human being who need to be cared for. Nevermind the fact that the child is going to cost that retard bitch way more money than what she is going to get for child support.  These people deserve to be sterilized, so they don't abuse our financial systems which cost you and I more money in taxes when these skumkunt women fuckup and can't raise their own damn kids, let alone themseves. That child support money doesn't come from out of thin-air. It comes from a father who may or may not be a piece of shit enough to actually deserve it, and it comes directly from the pockets of you and I in the form of taxes. Close your fucking le...
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Christmas Movie Review: Gremlins (1984)

"Turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds..." and check out our review of Gremlins. You might be thinking that Gremlins would be more appropriate as an entry in our Halloween movie fest as a horror movie, which it is. However, in addition to being a horror movie and a comedy movie, Gremlins is totally a Christmas movie.




The movie begins with a struggling inventor who purchases a cute, cuddly and highly unique pet called a Mogwai as an early Christmas gift for his young-adult son, Billy. Billy is given the Mogwai and told that there are three very important rules to care for this pet. Obviously Billy ends up breaking each of the three rules, but we will get to that in a moment. First let's meet the Mogwai.



Aw, how cute! Well don't get too attached because as we mentioned earlier, these little critters require an important set of rules for proper care. As Billy quickly discovers, bright light can hurt or kill them, getting them wet causes them to multiply and feeding them after midnight causes them to turn into little green reptilian monsters called Kardashians, uh... I mean gremlins.

I saw this movie as a little kid and remember having mixed feelings about it because it was possibly my first experience with a horror-comedy. So I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be scared or not because the gremlins are both terrifying and hilarious. While they do cause a few deaths, they mostly delight in running rampant across town destroying things like a pack of feral children. Some of the funnier scenes of the movie occur when the gremlins are goofing around.



She had it coming.

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