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WHY SAN FRANCISCO FEMNAZI SKUMKUNTS GET WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE (AND WHY THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF SHITHEAD WOMEN BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE)

Imagine if a guy was behaving this awful and how quick everyone would be to demonize him for it. Social Media has enabled an entire generation of women or two who behave in the most awful ways and expect to never see consequences for their actions. We need to hold these fucking cunts accountable. Bravo to the dude who gave her the ol' foot sweep, and sent her flat on her drunk-ass face. Glad she got fucking fired too. I can't get re-hired in tech because these types of ageist, sexist, racist tech-geek skumfucks like to discriminate against people who are white, male, and over 30. So at least I can take some solace in watching them end up in the same un-hireable boat as me. Seriously, women, you need to start teaching your skumcunt daughters how to interact respectfully with the world. Chances are, you don't know wo to do it either, you skumcunt abusive, child-support-sucking, tablet baby, you.  The moment you get all drunkass in someone's face and start your shrill taun...

Album Reviews: Made of Matches by The House United

Album: Made of Matches
Artist: The House United
Release Date: May 21, 2014

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Sounds Like: Pop-rock/punk with rock'n'roll guitar work and elements of electro-pop synth.

Similar Artists: Paramore, Tonight Alive, The Nearly Deads

Review: Made of Matches is a brand new album from The House United. The band officially hails from Nashville, TN, but it's members come from all over the USA, Alaska to Maryland. Including a female vocalist from Slovakia.

"You could be my Alice... and I'll show you wonderland tonight"
sings Carmel P. Buckingham on the album's second track "Stay Alive." While Made of Matches fits into the pop-rock category as a whole, the album also succeeds in taking the listener through a few twists and turns which keep things interesting while still maintaining the same overall feel.

The album's title track "Made of Matches" is a dark & grisly tune with a bar-room rockabilly vibe while "Falling" features a hypnotic ska/reggae riff through it's verses. "Come Back Home" slows things down with a piano pop ballad while "Who Am I" is a soft, yet inspirational anthem to close things out with.

Our Score: 8.5/10 - A solid pop-rock album that varies in sound enough to stay interesting while still maintaining the overall feel. Clocking in at a healthy 53 minutes, The House United will give you your money's worth with Made of Matches!


See also: If you enjoy Made of Matches, you might also enjoy Invisible Tonight by The Nearly Deads or Rise From The Embers by The Softer Side.

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