WHY ONLY FART-SNIFFING, PEG-EACHOTHER-IN-THE-BUTT RETARDS USE LINKEDIN
I *know a guy* who got kicked off of LinkedIn during the pandemic because he talked so much shit on his former coworkers and compared his "greasy haired" manager to Gavin Newsom around the time of Newsom's recall election.
Something about the timing of the ban told him that Newsom probably wasn't going to lose that recall, despite the fact that nearly every single person I know in California, left or right, absolutely hates Gavin Newsom. It's unanimous on both sides of the political spectrum that he has destroyed the state of California during his 7 years as Governor.
In the long run, its probably a good thing my buddy got kicked off of LinkedIn. It's an insufferable place to feel obligated to be, in order to maintain employment in an corporate culture that has become increasingly toxic. Retards sniffing their own farts while driving around in their electric vehicles while virtue signaling about "caring about others" without realizing they clearly don't care about the African children who work in the mines to produce cobalt for their batteries.
LinkedIn blowhards also like to complain about climate change while buying carbon credits from politicians who own ocean-front property. They are more than happy to park their electric vehicles at one of the charging stations which connect back to the coal plant anyways.
These days, they probably singing praises of AI technology which often makes their own job obsolete, and results in large-scale data-centers being built locally. Data centers which are making headlines due to the fact that they severely impact the electrical grid, which raises costs of electricity for everyone. These data centers are also notorious for destroying local water conditions, as they require lots of liquid cooling.
Reddit is still the absolute worst social media platform that currently exists. But LinkedIn is a very close second.
In either case, it's far better for a person's mental health to not associate with them.
Highlighted Comments:
"'I applied so hard and got so far, in the end, I wasn't even hired.' - LinkedIn Park"
"LinkedIn is 80% HR bragging how important they are."
"As a McDonald cashier, “I manage transactions for a multi trillion dollar company”"
"LinkedIn is the American Psycho of social media apps"
"When I open Linkedin, instead of feeling inspired, I am reminded that I want to leave this space as soon as I can."
"I saw a listing on LinkedIn for an "AI Engineer" that had a requirement of 5+ years experience in tools that have only existed 2-3 years"
""my wife died today, here's top 10 things I learned from this harrowing experience:" - some LinkedIn CEO"
"I absolutely hate Linkedin, it really is the most self righteous stream of corporatised BS you can imagine as all the drones that actively use it all parrot their HR approves talking points and self congratulatory platitudes while sniffing each others farts. God help anyone using it to find a job, it's all utter shite."
"I dated a girl who was a “LinkedIn Girl” She was constantly on it and talking about start ups and entrepreneurship but she literally had nothing actually going on. Sadly my mom is kind of the same way. I cringe every time I hear her use the word “networking” in a casual conversation."
"LinkedIn is like Reddit completely unaware of its own condition...a cesspit of the absolute scum."
"At 34 I dropped a career in my area of expertise for a monotonous government job just so I could delete my LinkedIn profile."
"I created a fake LI account just to see what some of my co-workers were posting about themselves and who they were linked to. All of them -- ALL -- of them had multiple lies in their profiles, and in most cases, they all followed each other. Their BOSSES followed them, too. So, not only did their bosses KNOW they were lying in their profiles, all of their other co-workers knew they were lying, too."
