WHY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED TO BE DEPORTED NOW!
If you break my country's laws in order to enter my country, you do not get to use the laws of my country to protect yourself. You are, by definition, a criminal. You do not belong here.
Any American citizen who marries an illegal immigrant in order to help him gain citizenship, [perhaps she thinks she found herself a sucker unaware of American laws that she can milk child-support from], you also deserve to be deported. You are a traitor to my country's safety and freedoms. You are not to be trusted. You do not belong here. Not anymore.
Go back to Mexico. Stop blaming black women for your problems. They are a problem, for sure, but they are my American problem, and so are you.
Your problem belongs back in Mexico.
*PS, if you've lived in this country for 10+ years, went to our schools, speak English, and have otherwise adapted to our culture, this isn't about you. This is aimed at what you would refer to as "paisanos." BUUUUUUT, if you are out there trying to marry these scammer scumbags, enabling them to achieve citizenship status, you are a threat to my country's trust and safety. You absolutely need to be deported too. YOU are a traitor to my country.
You are attempting to subvert my vote as an American citizen by bringing in people from foreign countries and allowing them to vote in my country, state, and city elections, which subverts the will of the American people. You are, by definition, a traitor, and a terrorist to my country's safety and sovereignty. You need to go! We are done being friendly and nice to you freeloaders who only come here to rob resources from our economy and send it back to your home country. You are a thief. And a scammer. And a waste of your mother-and-father's sperm-and-egg.
**If you or your parents ran across the border into my country while waving a Mexican flag and burning an American one, you're a terrorist, and an absolute fucking moron. You need to be sent back where you came from ASAP. Stop taking jobs away from my fellow country-men.