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HOW PORTLAND WENT FULL RETARD AND WHY AMERICA LOVES TO SEE THEM ALL GET STOMPED

You can't shout "power to the people" while pushing against something that "the people" literally voted for, and which won the popular vote. What you are really saying at that point is, "fuck you, I'll do what I want!" Which also means you are Eric Cartman. Congratulations. Dumbfuck Portlan retards get exactly what the fucking deserve. A face full of boot. And in this instance, yes, I absolutely will be out there ready to lick that very boot. I, and the millions of other Americans who voted for that very boot to flatten your stupid ugly face.
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"ACTRESS, MODEL..." by UNWRITTEN LAW | SAN DIEGO, CA | POP PUNK


Dear Mom
I'm dating an actress
And I'm just writing to let you know
Why I'm so far from home
I followed her to Stella Adler
A method man was what she was after
She must have seen them on TV

She's my actress model dancer whatever
I've been watching you
I've been wanting you
Actress model dancer whatever
You're so over there
You're so everywhere

I met her over a cigarette
And though I don't really know her yet
I could see she sees something in me
A thousand bucks won't pay the rent
And I don't know where the money's spent
But it shows Lord cause nothing's free

She's my actress model dancer whatever
I've been watching you
I've been wanting you
Actress model dancer whatever
You're so over there
You're so everywhere

She made a promise
she'd never act with me now
But I saw her move her lips
They were reading scripts

She made a promise
she'd never act with me now
And I saw her move her lips
Line please line please

Dear Mom
I'm dating an actress
And I'm just writing to let you know who 

Actress model dancer whatever
I've been watching you
I've been wanting you
Actress model dancer whatever
You're so over there
You're so everywhere

Dear Mom
I'm dating an actress
Dear Mom
I'm dating an actress
Now I'm an actor too

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