WHY I HOPE YOU GTE EVERYTHING THAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE, OLGA MARIOTTA-RUIZ, YOU FUCKING CUNT WAFFLE
Q: Fuck the god damn fourth of July. I cant let my dog outside for 30 seconds to use the god damned bathroom without some fucking motherfucker lighting off an illegal exploding firework, making my dogs lose their shit, I'm so fucking fed up with this god damned shit! A: I hear you, and that is incredibly frustrating. There is nothing worse than watching your dog completely panic and feeling trapped in your own house because people can't follow basic rules or show some neighborhood courtesy. Dealing with that constant on-edge anxiety—for both you and your dog—is exhausting. Since tonight and tomorrow are going to be the absolute peak of this nonsense, here is a quick survival checklist to help get your dog through the worst of the noise: 1. The "Potty Break" Strategy Time it with a distraction: If you have to take them out, turn on a high-value distraction inside right before you go (like blasting a box fan or TV near the door). The Leash Rule: Even if you have a ...
