(Scene: An upper-floor downtown apartment with a window covered in tinfoil. The window is open with a square fan pressed up against the screen.)
:::Laser pointer shines into window once:::
"Sir!"
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"Do the shiny thing again!"
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"Do the shiny thing again!"
"Do the shiny thing again!"
"Do the shiny thing again!"
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"Do the shiny thing again!"
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"Sir?"
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"Do the shiny thing again!"
:::Laser pointer shines into window once:::
"Sir!"
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"Do the shiny thing again!"
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"Do the shiny thing again!"
"Do the shiny thing again!"
"Do the shiny thing again!"
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"Do the shiny thing again!"
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"Sir?"
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"Do the shiny thing again!"
*Disclaimer: The Misadventures of Little Rudger is a work of literary fiction.
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