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HOW PORTLAND WENT FULL RETARD AND WHY AMERICA LOVES TO SEE THEM ALL GET STOMPED

You can't shout "power to the people" while pushing against something that "the people" literally voted for, and which won the popular vote. What you are really saying at that point is, "fuck you, I'll do what I want!" Which also means you are Eric Cartman. Congratulations. Dumbfuck Portlan retards get exactly what the fucking deserve. A face full of boot. And in this instance, yes, I absolutely will be out there ready to lick that very boot. I, and the millions of other Americans who voted for that very boot to flatten your stupid ugly face.

"Shiny Thing" : A Crazy Lady Poem - The Misadventures of Little Rudger

(Scene: An upper-floor downtown apartment with a window covered in tinfoil. The window is open with a square fan pressed up against the screen.)

:::Laser pointer shines into window once:::


"Sir!"

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"Do the shiny thing again!"

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"Do the shiny thing again!"
"Do the shiny thing again!"
"Do the shiny thing again!"

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"Do the shiny thing again!"

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"Sir?"

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"Do the shiny thing again!"


*Disclaimer: The Misadventures of Little Rudger is a work of literary fiction.

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