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WHY *YOU* ARE THE RACIST AGEIST MISANDRIST BIGOT IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT ICE & WHY YOUR OWN COUNTRY HATES YOU SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE WITH THE ILLEGALS YOU WANNA PRETEND TO SUPPORT

So let me get this straight... you complain about the cost of living and the cost of homes... yet you also want our government to keep giving resources and homes to people who broke our laws in order to come here? That's called "Suicidal Empathy" and you only feel that way because a skumfuk communist who infiltrated American politics jive-talked you into supporting policies that only come back to hurt you in the end. If you don't support ICE it's probably because: 1) You're an illegal alien. Aka a criminal trespasser. 2) Your family are illegal aliens. Aka criminal trespassers. 3) You're a privelidged white person who lives in an area where you probably aren't impacted by the crimes these illegal aliens are commiting in American communities. Crimes like rape and murder. Aka: You're a complete fucking moron who needs to keep their dumb mouth shut before your ill-informed suicidal empathy for murders and rapists who fled persecution in their own coun...

"Shiny Thing" : A Crazy Lady Poem - The Misadventures of Little Rudger

(Scene: An upper-floor downtown apartment with a window covered in tinfoil. The window is open with a square fan pressed up against the screen.)

:::Laser pointer shines into window once:::


"Sir!"

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"Do the shiny thing again!"

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"Do the shiny thing again!"
"Do the shiny thing again!"
"Do the shiny thing again!"

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"Do the shiny thing again!"

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"Sir?"

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"Do the shiny thing again!"


*Disclaimer: The Misadventures of Little Rudger is a work of literary fiction.

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