Skip to main content

Featured

WHY TODAY'S KIDS ARE COOKED | THEY CAN'T READ AND ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, KAREN

I dated a woman who put her son in front of a tablet or Xbox while she ran out to the club all night. She couldn't even wait until it was their dad's weekend to have them. She would just straight up sit her son in front of a tablet, run off to the Los Angeles nightclubs until 4AM, and then consider herself a primary candidate for "Mother of the Year." Her son was in middle-school and still couldn't even fucking read. The poor kid was neglected.  Both of her children from her past relationship were in special needs classes because they were not stimulated or educated at home. What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you put a device aimed at adults (a computer) in front a child with unrestricted and unregulated access. You only have yourself to blame for your own piss-poor parenting skills, or lack-thereof. Child neglect. Google it. Meanwhile, I was reading Michael Crichton books when I was in jr high. My sister taught me how to read before I even start...

WHO DID IT BETTER? ALTAR BOYS vs MXPX ("YOU FOUND ME")

Altar Boys were a Ramones-style Christian punk band formed in 1982. Fellow Christian punk band MxPx would later cover their song "You Found Me" on their 1995 On The Cover E.P.

Do you prefer one version over the other? The Altar Boys original has a darkwave vibe, while MxPx did a good job of "skate-punking" it up for the 90s crowd.

 

Altar Boys Original Version


MxPx Cover Version

 

Psst... you may want to consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel because we have some MxPx related content coming soon!